Draco Icebane

Draco Icebane
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Aliases:	Unknown
Real name:	SON OF A #&@! WHO PUT THIS HERE
Interests:	Explosives, flammables, sharp objects, rabbits

Draco Icebane is a confusing individual whose constant attempts to use and further his intellect cause many to misunderstand him, a problem many people of self-proclaimed high intelligence face. He has a habit of starting thousands of projects in single intervals and rarely finishing any one of them.

To the administration: The length of this article exists solely as a childish and unwarranted attack on the length of Delmore's article, mocking his Biblical wording and proportion. The article begins this foolishness under the section "Awesome", which is the history of Draco's character. Similar to Delmore, it holds great relevance to Draco, but contains many trivial sections that offer no substance. When this article is corrected, simply cut off this tag as well as the "Awesome" section and anything under it. I am aware that this is perhaps a very unwisely chosen action, and may only worsen the situation by sending Delmore into further emotistical rantings or self-assured, arrogant speeches. If so, I suppose his article will remain locked~
Forever yours and often banned,
~Draco Icebane (check history to be sure!)

General Personality

Draco often appears rude and arrogant, stating opinions as though they were factual and often speaking in a manner entirely inconsiderate of anyone around him. He tends to jokingly roleplay a character who believes he is "the most awesome dude in the world" but can appear entirely serious while doing so.

Draco is extremely strong in his opinions, not always in his support but undeniably so in his wording; he is often quite offensive and blunt, stating his views factually and claiming any other method is due to faulty logic. He often refuses to back down in any argument regardless of the case against him, and may degrade the argument into insulting his opponent or emulating a case of Phoenix Wright.

Although arguably quite intelligent, he is not very well motivated and his patience leaves much to be desired.

Achievements and Hobbies

Draco Icebane has attempted many projects he has yet to finish:

• Mario Awesome
• Rockbell
  • I
  • II
  • X
• Hexis
• Elé-mel'Tea
  • Tales of Draconia
  • Origin of Mobius
  • Pokémon Awesome
  • Star Fox Awesome
  • Tales of the Fallen
  • Tales of Redemption
• Fire Emblem Online

Draco starts and rarely finishes several projects in Klik programs, such as Hexis. He had begun this when the For the King Minigame competition was announced, but never finished it.

He also quite controversially won first place in the Items Sprite Competition, an achievement which Parakarry began complaining about. The argument was resolved; Draco was allowed to keep the badge. He has also submitted a few tutorials to the main site as well as a select few rips, and is at work on various engines -- at least one for every conceivable aspect of popular culture -- such as Mario Awesome.

Character and Incarnations

Draco as drawn by Salad

In this section, "Draco" refers to the character as opposed to the actual individual.

All mentions of popular subjects or existing copyrights hold no relation to their original context or interpretations and are subject to be changed in controversial and often unwarranted manner, most notably the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

Draco's default appearance is that of a human with long blue hair and a pointy nose. The name "Draco" is not his true name; it was used for this form. He insisted on being called this for so long that his original name was forgotten.

Draco is in truth a rather common red humanoid dragon and, also common, may be considered the prince of his region or clan. His relations include a blue brother Basil, a red sister Shimmer, and a green interest, Lithe, with a short "i" and soft "th". Draco is extremely uncomfortable around his sister, who often dresses in a very revealing manner.

While Draco and his family were young, a mentally unstable figure of evil calling himself Skhourne attacked the region and murdered Draco's parents. His brother was caught, but released for an unknown reason. Draco and his siblings escaped, but were separated. In young age, a source was needed to aid in magical transformation into a disguise; prior to its use, Draco met Lithe, who he became interested in immediately. An amusing relationship followed.

Soon afterward, Draco, Lithe, and various allies met along the way confronted Skhourne. Their attempt to defeat him failing, Draco was separated and found himself a "volunteer" for repairing dimensional rifts; the reason for this was not known to him at the time.

Draco's character is heavily based on his ability, and responsibility, to traverse physically disconnected areas (his interpretation of dimensions) through their rifts and faults, fixing these errors while doing so. He is also able to create rifts himself to avoid becoming fixed in one dimension indefinately. He often designs new forms of himself to transform into in these dimensions, particularly if he greatly favors the particular dimension or finds the form adds to the amusement.

• While in his home world, Elé-mel'Téa, he has devised a human with a somewhat pointy nose and long, straight blue hair. His original name is long forgotten; Draco is taken for human form because "it sounds cool". He is most often seen in this form in most dimensions, and wields any sort of weaponry, particularly swords.
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  Draco Icebane's "Flying Furry Closet Door" attack
  While in Mobius, Draco often takes on a rather unfitting form of a Mobian pheonix, due to his tendency towards drama and unnecessary grandeur. Because he can rarely admit he is wrong, in this form he is known as Rite the Phoenix, a name similar to the character Phoenix Wright from a well-known Nintendo DS game. This form is particularly disliked by Salad and the Babylon Rogues, as their Mobian appearances are also of birds, albeit ones that are not as cool.
• In most realms or dimensions, Draco uses his homeworld's human form, due to running out of ideas or being sick of making up new characters. In times of crisis or revenge he may revert to dragon form to symbolize the purity of his rage.
• Draco was accused once of being a furry in the closet, and asked FanGuy to draw a Flying Furry Closet Door attack, shown to the right. Draco then added the text and replied to the assailant with this picture.

In all forms, Draco develops versatility and adaptation, often stealing an enemy's attacks during his first fight against them. In Awesome Police Battle Network, he even transforms into his enemy's navigator and attempts to embarrass them with their own character. This generally only works once.

Member History

Draco's first appearance on Mario Fan Games Galaxy was on the original EZBoard, where Ultimate Mario, the "worst best Mario game ever", was revealed. At the time, it held one level and a myriad of horrendous programming errors. The game was later remade under several guises, notably Mario Starshine and then Mario Awesome, but a total lack of anything resembling motivation paused the project.

Constant arguments with the staff and Quickman led to Draco being banned quite constantly at a rate unprecedented until two years following when King Piranha Plant appeared.

When Hanyou joined, the very first socialism between Draco and him was an argument over something trivial; it is likely this same argument persists today, although neither of them remember the subject.

Defiance of the Trasher

Draco was involved in this event. After Trasher had banned SonicProject for fifteen days, Draco was informed by SonicProject. Draco contacted FanGuy and asked him to take a look at the situation. The result, at FanGuy's best judgment, was that SonicProject's ban was lowered, and Delmore and Trasher were suspended for fiveTemplate:Citation days.

Draco then wrote a poem entitled "The Graven" to explain what had happened. Although it villified Delmore and Trasher, it was generally well-accepted and recieved moderate praise. Contrary to popular belief, Draco was never issued any warning, verbal or actual, for its inappropriate timing or theme.

See also

• Awesome Police, or one of its members:
  • Hanyou, Draco's friend and occasional rival
  • Salad, another of Draco's friends
  • FanGuy
  • Ryo
• Draco's various fangaming projects:
  • Hexis

External Links

• Awesome Police page -- Under Construction
• DeviantArt
• SheezyArt

Awesome

Awesome. What is awesome? Is it a word, a sentence, a story? What lies hidden beneath the innocent facade of light's absence floating from the screen that rots one's eyes? That, my friends, is a story many have told, yet few have truly understood.

'til the end of time's twilight

Awesome
Like a swan, floats gracefully above the ocean of one's soul
Its beauty understood by none, but envied by all
Fools desire a quick and pretty penny
And wise men wish redemption for their sins

Awesome
Granting power unheard of to those else meek
Silencing the mighty, and raising the humble
Like the Lord God, its almighty fury
Crashes down upon the heathen's brow

Awesome
Is there one alive who knows?
What is hidden by the writing?
What lies underneath the Roman runes
Waiting for its master to arrive?

When the great Swan takes her flight

Awesome sleeps beneath the folds of time, waiting for the Destined, the one who will prove to the world what Awesome truly is, and hold up the faith. In the game of Awesome, the Swan shall descend from the sky, and She shall land gracefully upon the waves of earth, and speak: "Follow me, an ye be cool, or forever shalt thou burnest earnest in the treacherous pits of lame." Upon which shall the Swan take flight, bringing with Her Swans anew, who follow Her faith, and rebirth transcending history and time...

And the Swan and Her Children shall soar across the sky, shaming the eagles who steal, who suffer their comrades at their own benefit, and She shall fall upon them with holy Swannery. And the sky shall fall, and the ground shall open, and the eagles shall be cast down to Lame. Because bald people are lame.

And as she soars, her strength shall flow unto those faithful, and they will be cool. And there will be cool, and those Lame no longer. For this is the glory of Awesome. And the Swan, the Demon, and the Stud shall form a holy Trinity, and there shall the world meet its end and begin anew.

Those of us faithful and true

In today's world, where men do not look past the pages laying before their shiny noses, the gilded truth of awesome and its incarnation has been long forgotten. For truly, many believe awesome is but a superlative, an affixation of extremity to a property; his sheer and awesome power obliterated the heathens. But yet, is this it? Is this the depths to which its origins and its secrets extend?

Perhaps awesome is more than this. Perhaps awesome is a secret and forbidden truth of the universe, and only those who shall rise to become kings or gods will understand and master awesome. Those who seek material wealth, and those who lack the faith, those without the will to be Cool, they shall not be Cool, because they aren't Cool. And don't want to be. Which isn't Cool.

Shall wait and watch the cosmic blue

Awesome may be a spiritual partition, a fragment of one's soul that both determines and relies on the soul's strength, and its resolve. Only those who do not bow to earthly laws or physical embodiments can truly master their awesome, can truly become a god. Only those who scream with the blissfully grinding crone of a castrated lion as they catapult themselves to and fro and strike the enemy with new methods, those unheard of, those that none have tried, and some may never try again. Those like Hanyou, who uses larger and larger things to ensure he strikes his enemy eventually, those like Draco, who copies every fighting style to ensure he has the awesome one. Those like Voldo, who parries with his head and humps you. These are some of the aw -- wait, Voldo is stupid.

Or perhaps awesome is an illusion, perhaps it does not exist. Perhaps we are fooled by our own classifications and assumptions. Perhaps everyone is awesome, and some do not realise this. We all have the potential; but not all of us have the skill.

Believe in your dreams. Perhaps those of you who look up into the stars at night and whisper, "What is awesome?" will have 2 gigs of RAM someday. Believe in your strengths... believe... and get me my mask back in three days.

Until the caged Swan gives Her cry

And yet, those who lack the faith, those trapped by their own fears and the hatred of their peers, they are not without hope. For if they pray to the Great Awesome, and work to improve their Awesome, and become Cool enough, they shall be rewarded. For their lives, however empty they be in their dire time, shall then fill with bliss by the grace of the Swan and upon which the Awesome shall live on forever and ever!

The Swan's release is directly influenced by that of one's own Cool, and their faith. Those who are strong inside will become strong outside. This doesn't mean to eat weird food and make your stomach strong! It means to train yourself spiritually, as well as physically. A strong mind is useless without a strong medium, and vice versa, and the word of Awesome lives on forever and ever!

There are those who speak nonsense against the Awesome. There is Delmore, who mocks the Avatars of Awesome! There is Bidbood, who thinks nukes make him Cool! Nukes ARE Cool! But that doesn't mean he is! It is those like these who hinder the Swan's soaring stuff, and who will bring about an unworthy end to us all!

And soars into cerulean sky

When the Swan takes flight, all shall be revealed to those who remained faithful, who knew in their hearts this day would arrive, as its nearing was shown in their rising Cool. And all shall be taken by Her beauty, and they shall wonder, "Why is She so cool?" And the Avatars shall know, "It because she IS Cool." And those who understand, shall understand. And those who do not, shall never.

It is those people that we in the heavens of Cool frown upon, and pity, for they shall burnest earnest in Lame. And they shall call out then to the Swan, and beg for Her mercy and Her kindness, and she shall show them only the cold fury of scorn. For neither Lame, nor any other Hell, hath a fury like the Swan scorned. Because She's a chick. And they get really mad.

And the Swan shall fly, and those who are Cool shall see her without clothing, but those who are Lame shall see her bundled up like an Eskimo, and she shall laugh at them. And those who see her without clothing will see her boobs bounce, but those who aren't don't. Too bad for them.

Those of us who heed our fears

Before Time was Cool, Time was Time, and before Time was Time, Time was nothing, and THAT certainly wasn't Cool. But yet, it was when Time was as nothing, that Cool showed up, and he said, "Hey Time. You wanna be Cool?" and Time was all "Hell yeah man"

Time and Cool at thence, they walked down to a strip club, and said, "Let there be strippers!" And there were strippers. But they weren't Cool. And the true Cool appeared, and refused to enter the unCool. And She said, "Time! Good Time, come out! And in good Time!" And there was Time coming out in good Time. And Cool said to the pretentious Cool, "You are not Cool! You are Lame! You are now Lame!" and the pretentious Cool became Lame. Only one leg worked. And he was like Hell.

And then, Time and Cool got together, and they were a happily married family. And they had a child, but only one survived because there was too much Cool. And this child was the Swan.

But Lame was a hermaphrodite, and had a scary child. Who wasn't a hermaphrodite, so that's not all that Lame. And this child was jealous of the Swan, and she took Her to an unholy place, saying they would play house. Girls like houses. They just don't like cleaning them. And the Swan in Her youth was taken by the darkness, and caged. And she remains there ever since, but shall return when our Cool is enough to call Her back from the abyss.

Are taken in, forever dear

Time and Cool, eternally scarred by the fate of their Daughter, fell to lament. And Time began to stutter, to repeat Himself, to make less sense. And Cool began to show Herself less frequently, to reveal Herself only to those who seem to already understand Her. And as such, few have truly seen Cool. She's actually hot, for Cool. The Swan has a hot Mom.

It was many thousands of years after the Swan's caging that Cool found one man who could return the Daughter. His name is long forgotten, but He calls Himself many things. Among them is the simple name, Draco. He is the Avatar of Awesome. It is His to free the Swan, and maybe make out with Her because He's such a Stud. In fact, we will now call Him the Stud.

The Stud's destiny was revealed to Him when he had attacked the Lord Scorn with his hot Girlfriend and some stupid people He met along the way. He was separated then, and taken to the Breach of Dimensions. And there, the Stud was charged to look Cool. He also got to look at Cool. She IS really hot. Wow.

And at this, His task became clear: He must not only be Cool himself, He must be Cool to others, and share his Cool with them. Yeah. It rubs off on people.

Under the wing that shines so clear

The Stud's task began when he was hurled through dimensions and landed upon the planet Mobius. He had no idea where He was. But there were really hairy chicks. At first, the Stud was afeared. But then, He mustered His Cool, and focused it unto His being, and overcame the hairy chicks.

But He didn't kill nobody or anything. He decided that since there were no not-hairy chicks around, that hairy chicks were okay. And they didn't have messed up hair. They had... not messed... up... hair. I think it's called fur.

And the Stud helped these hairy people with their differences, and there was peace on Mobius. He helped those others chosen by Cool to realise Their destiny and potential. By the way, anybody chosen by Cool gets to have all Their pronouns capitalised. And These Cool, They rose above the terrors of their world's flaws, they rose above their own physical limitations, and they rose above the vile creatures of Lame.

The Stud learned that the archangel, Origin, who turned away from Cool and the Swan, seeked to unmake these hairy chicks. And the Stud said, "Hell no, asshole!" He really talks like that. He needs to watch out, because that's not Cool.

And the Stud did then raise up His blade, and do the Facade Blade, except that that doesn't really rhyme, but it still sounds Cool. And He lowered it down upon the traitor's brow, and Origin, he said ow. That rhymes better than Facade Blade. And the Stud did then destroy the heathen with Cool attacks, and He did then make out with hairy chicks. He's losing His touch.

And then did He leave for another land, a land that those of Mobius knew not, but that those on that place probably knew 'cause they lived there.

Are held close, precious and near

Upon which then did the Stud arrive in a land of hostility, where creatures were taken and forced to fight another to the fainting. Fainting is bad. And Mean. Oh why'd I capitalise Mean there I go again

And then, did the Stud realise, He was not in a regular Pokémon game. He was in Pokémon Awesome. And then did he meet another chick, and she had a lot of hair, but was not hairy. She was Serenade, and was the Sirephim.

The Stud did then try to court the Sirephim, or at least that is what she wrote, and I am reading her diary now and I think she's full of crap. But the Sirephim claimed that the Stud offered no aid, but to harass her. Which is not true, for the Stud did aid her, behind the scenes, and behind the curtains.

It was then that the legendary 一個次人是在森林裡並且他看見他驚嚇在生活的老虎並且他跑並且頭對峭壁和一邊是峭壁其他是的老虎因此他跳峭壁秋天下來並且劫掠在分支並且當他查找看老虎和神色下來看其它老虎和他認識他去死但另一方面他看見草莓和他採取和吃它和是他曾經品嘗的最佳的草莓並且這個口袋妖怪將踢您驢子 awoke, and began to destroy the world. And the Sirephim, the Angstump, the Nocturne, and the Stud did then rise up against the 一個次人是在森林裡並且他看見他驚嚇在生活的老虎並且他跑並且頭對峭壁和一邊是峭壁其他是的老虎因此他跳峭壁秋天下來並且劫掠在分支並且當他查找看老虎和神色下來看其它老虎和他認識他去死但另一方面他看見草莓和他採取和吃它和是他曾經品嘗的最佳的草莓並且這個口袋妖怪將踢您驢子 and cast it into Lame, where it resides ever since.

But alack! Twas Lame the Swan was caged in, and She now suffers all the more. Stupid, Stupid Stud!

And when the heathens raise their blades

The next land then did the Stud enter, with no weird things named 一個次人是在森林裡並且他看見他驚嚇在生活的老虎並且他跑並且頭對峭壁和一邊是峭壁其他是的老虎因此他跳峭壁秋天下來並且劫掠在分支並且當他查找看老虎和神色下來看其它老虎和他認識他去死但另一方面他看見草莓和他採取和吃它和是他曾經品嘗的最佳的草莓並且這個口袋妖怪將踢您驢子, He did then encounter a land of dinosaurs. I don't like dinosaurs! D8

But the Stud was a patient Stud, and he tolerated the dinosaurs as much as He could, especially because there was a cute fox chick. And He followed her, to ensure her safety, but He failed, for he was staring at her much too closely, and she was taken. And the Stud felt bad.

But then did He look into the sky, and see a spaceship that looked really stupid. And He flew to this ship, and he said, "Hey! Look! Listen! Go down there because that place is all messed up." And they replied, "Dude. We can see. Because, like, it's falling apart? Yeah." And the Stud felt badder for now He was ashamed by weird people.

The leader was a fox dude, and fox dudes aren't hot. But he flew a pointy ship down through the asteroid belt, and he looked Cool. And the Stud knew, this guy is Cool enough. He will Cool the place up, and save that blue chick.

The Stud kinda didn't pay attention to what was going on afterward.

Silenced fast by Awesome maids

It was then that the Stud returned to His own land, but He a changed Stud, and He met His hot Girlfriend again. And then the Stud, His Girlfriend, and their stupid friends were a holy Unity once more. And did the Unity then head off to be Cool.

However, the Stud was a righteous Stud, and a temperate Stud, meaning He has a bad temper, and He became angry, for He becomes angry easily, and a group of humans called themselves Furries. And the Stud, He did not like this, and He seeked to unmake them, to the protests of his company.

The goddess Cool knew this was bad, and She searched for Him, but He hid Himself from Her, and only His mocking voice sounded, "Ha ha! Now you know what it's like when some person doesn't show themselves to you! Ha ha!" and She, Cool, was angry. For She was temperate also.

And He the Stud, He then took up the Sword, the Firebrand, for He is a Stud Who likes fire, and He took this, and He burned the Furries to the ground. And then, did Cool abandon him, for His act of Cool was merciless, and blanket. And He was rendered Lame. And a demon took him over too so that sucks.

On bloody knees, they praise the morning

And the Stud's Girlfriend, She became Sad, and I must stop capitalising Sad and Mean and all this other crap. And the Unity was disbanded in grief, and they went missing. Many years passed, and they assumedly died off.

And yet, a young man Skye, he met a girl, a girl with kitty ears and a tail, and she named Fel. Because lots of cat girls are named Fel or stuff like that.

work more later