Stario

The Stario Chronicles is a story on the MFGG forums.

History

It was November 13, 2009. One new member had a simple question for MFGG. "Do yall know who Stario is?" Piece by piece the topic creator gave more information about this Stario. Soon enough, David Caruso decides to create a series based on the information the topic creator was posting.

Episode 1

One day, Stario, the STAR PLUMBER OF THE STARLIGHT KINGDOM, woke up to the STARS above him (because in the STARlight Kingdom, it is always night). When he checked his STAR-shaped mailbox after brushing his STAR-shaped teeth, he found a letter from Steroweser! "Dear Stario, The STAR princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa 5-STAR hotels!" Then, Helmet Bros #1 and #2 jumped down from the STAR-filled sky (presumably from a STAR-shaped ship) and said "STARIO! We finally meet! You must die!"

To be continued...

Episode 2

Stario the STAR PLUMBER of the STARSHINE KINGDOM (no longer STARLIGHT) Episode #2 An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Stario (who is not a dragon, but actually a human, and wears a star belt with a star on it) was staring down the Helmet Bros. intensely. The fight had been very intense so far - Stario was using his STAR STARE on the Helmet Bros. (who were not Koopas, but actually dragons with shells like Yoshi's) to defeat them, but strangely, it wasn't working.

All hope seemed to be lost when Sylvia, Stario's unintroduced wife (who wore a yellow dress), slapped the Helmet Bros. to STAR HELL with her umbrella (because it was raining)! Once again, Sylvia and Stario have saved Giant STAR City and the STARSHINE KINGDOM! Thank the STARS!

Then Sylvia, Tashia, and Stario went to play baseball, basketball, slideboarding, and other extreme sports all at the same time. They ran across the huge grassy plain of the Kingdom at like 8000 miles a second (much faster than any normal STAR person could)!

But what about Sterowser?

To be continued...

Episode 3

Stario the STAR PLUMBER of the STARSHINE KINGDOM (no longer STARLIGHT) Episode #3 An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Stario immediately felt that something was very wrong.

"Wait," said Stario, "Sylvia, didn't Sterowser the STAR dragon kidnap you to a 5-STAR hotel?"

"Oh," said Sylvia, "I escaped using a Warp STAR."

"Cool story sis," replied Stario. "Let's go beat up Sterowser anyway."

So Stario, Sylvia, but not Tashia (she had to go make a sandwich) went on a journey to beat up Sterowser. Along the way to Sterowser's STAR Castle, they met many Kuobies (Goombas), Dragoons (Koopas), Carkinranha Plants (Piranha Plants), and STAR Bombs (Bob-Ombs, and they are not alive).

Finally, they arrived at Sterowser's STAR castle, which was shaped like a perfect STAR. It flashed rainbow colors and played techno music, while showing reruns of Dancing with the STARS on embedded TVs.

"How intimidating!," said Stario.

To be continued...

Episode 4

Stario the STAR PLUMBER of the STARSHINE KINGDOM Episode #4 An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Right before they went into Sterowser's Mountain STAR Castle, Stario asked Sylvia, "Hey, did you know the STARshine Kingdom isn't a city...and it's actually a KINGDOM?"

"No shit, STARlock," said Sylvia.

Then they walked through Sterowser's STAR Castle, beat up Sterowser in 5 seconds, and took a STARcraft to the Shroom Plains (WHICH IS NOT AN AREA OF THAT STARSHINE KINGDOM)! Stario used his STAR charm to be charming, and also to get his Speed Star so he could run even faster across the grassy plains of the Starshine Kingdom! Sylvia, on the other hand, died of AIDS on the way.

To be continued...

Episode 5 (Guest Episode by BM)

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"Oh STARSTARSTARSTAR!" said Stario after Sylvia's death. "Now I don't have any good co-STARS!! What now?" Stario pondered this question for what seemed like 56 jillion years.

"I know! I'll go see my father that is a magician! His name is Goslin!"

So Stario hopped in his STARCAR and drove across a huge grassy plain with Giant Star City to find his dad.

"STARIO I CAN HELP YOU REVIVE EVERYONE!" said his father. His name is Goslin. "BUT FIRST YOU MUST BEAT UP MOONIO."

"MOONIO?!" asked Stario in confusion!

Episode 6

Stario the STAR PLUMBER of the STARSHINE KINGDOM Episode #6 An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Stario was all STAR-eyed at his father Goslin. "MOOOOOOOONIOOOOOOO?!" he said again.

His father put his STAR-shaped STAR shades on. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH," Goslin said.

"Okay," said Stario.

So Stario went back into his STARocket with Team STARocket (and STARyu) to Moonio's moon base. But something very bad happened! The STARocket crashed...into a bad guy STAR!

Team STARocket died of cancer immediately, but Stario was able to get on his Warp STAR STARboard to make it to Moonio's base with STARyu. But STARyu died too.

Moonio's moon base looked very queer, because it was shaped like a STAR, but it had a few cock-shaped STARs orbiting it as well. While Stario was gazing at the base, suddenly, Sprak, Sterowser's STAR partner who had a love of thorns, appeared! He put on his spiky STAR helmet (making him look kind of like a dragon), and threw a bunch of thorns at Stario.

"Oh no," said Stario. "I better use my Bone STAR!"

Stario used his Bone STAR, and his boner grew so big that he was able to whack Sprak off the base...into the STARS.

Stario then sped up like a comet (he was also able to breathe in space) and rushed into Moonio's base.

To be continued...

Episode 7

Episode #7 An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Stario rushed into Moonio's moon base and found Moonio laughing evilly at a computer screen.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!" Stario cried.

"Oh. Hi. Let's fight," Moonio said.

Stario immediately used his Caterpillar STAR to create several saddleback caterpillars the size of greyhound buses! He rode over Moonio eighteen times. But then...

Moonio was able to gain access to his Trap Card STAR! Suddenly, he was in possession of an ancient Egyptian STAR laser beam. "OH STAR GOD WHAT WILL I DO," Stario said.

Suddenly, Sylvia's STAR spirit appeared out of nowhere to Stario.

"To defeat Moonio, you have to ride the saddleback caterpillars on the STAR laser beam and then do a STAR backflip off to punch them in the face and/or STAR jump on them!"

Then Sylvia disappeared. Stario started pumping up his STAR power so that he could get his co-STAR back once and for all. Then he rode his saddleback caterpillars onto the laser beam, did a STAR backflip, put on STAR-shaped shades in mid-air, and STAR jumped on Moonio, crushing all of Moonio's bones, while bashing Moonio in the face with his fist at the same time (in an awesome fashion).

Sylvia immediately reappeared in all her STARlicious glory, and hugged Stario.

"Looks like this story..." Stario put on STAR shades on top of his other STAR shades..."has a happy ending. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH."

Fin?!

Preliminary Epilogue

Stario the STAR PLUMBER of the STARSHINE KINGDOM Preliminary Epilogue An adaptation by DavidCaruso

Stario and Sylvia went back to their house, and argued like married couples do. Eventually, Stario killed Sylvia in a fit of rage after she cheated on him with a STAR broomstick. Stario then went to STAR HELL.

The Helmet Bros. are orbiting the STARSHINE KINGDOM (NOTE TO SELF: SHROOM PLAINS ARE NOT A PART OF THE STARSHINE KINGDOM!!!!!) in space, along with Sprak.

Tashia has started a sandwich making company...shaped like a STAR. She is one of the only characters in the series who has not experienced AIDS or cancer at some point. However, Thriaglar the unmentioned dragon ate her.

Sterowser and Moonio are still dead, and they play poker with Stario in STAR HELL.

The Kuobies, Dragoons, Carkinranha Plants, and STAR Bombs don't even matter (they were mentioned for what, one line?), so they all experienced a mass extinction after the Helmet Bros. combined with Sprak to form a huge meteor and destroyed half the Starshine Kingdom (in about 1000 years).

Shigeru Miyamoto is still Japanese.

The saddleback caterpillars are living with Goslin, who takes care of them. However, some guy with bacon on his face has offered to replace him.

Team STAROcket and STARyu got revived after Moonio was killed, and are now plotting to steal STARikachu to power their new STAR-shaped atomic bomb.

But is this really all? Find out tomorrow, if this topic is still alive! For all you know...I could just be pulling this stuff out of my ass!

The Stoopalings

Due to the fact that every character just has "St" in front of their name, MFGGer Cy the python decided to post Sterowser's Stoopalings: