Kissing Booth Theory

Named after the first obvious time it happened, the Kissing Booth Theory dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that's even slightly sexually orientated, for example "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a rediculous amount.

So why does this happen? Smart people agree that most MFGG males, referred to as geeks from now on, have an extremely high hormone level and will take it out on anything they know to be feminine.

This causes mass lack of manners and an all round feeling of general ignorance with posts such as: "omg hawt" or "omg hotcakes".

However, over a couple of months this has eroded a bit. Although anytime a topic created by a female member reaches 10+ pages, a member usually states

"wtf? how'd this get to three thousand p- oh it was created by a girl. nevermind :flabby: :flabby: :flabby: you guyz are pervx"

This usually occurs when the topic has nothing sexual in it at all, aside from any Zelos Wilder mentionings.

Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages, and in one case over 200, although most of it doesn't have to do with the general topic and is 70% bumps.