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The '''Kissing Booth Theory''' is the local MFGG equivalent to the Internet habit of males hitting on females completely bluntly. MFGG's instance of this problem is second only to 4chan. It is named after the '''Kissing Booth Topic''', the creator of which is long forgotten and which forms a prime example.
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[[File:I_drew_people_by_nintendo65.png|200px|thumb|right|"[[KBT]]", by [[Mechant]] ]]
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The '''Kissing Booth Theory''' dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that contains any feminine virtue or quality expressed by a female MFGG member, for example even mundane topics like "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a ridiculous amount.
  
The theory notes that any feminine virtue or quality expressed by a female MFGG member will become filled with posts by male members, even a topic that says "hi im new and a girl" in it. These replies need not be sexual in nature, as long as they are more numerous than in a similar topic by a male. This theory is also self-proving, as its existence allows male members to use it as an excuse or even the sole reason to post in a topic by a female, even without adding any comment whatsoever.
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These replies need not be sexual in nature, as long as they are more numerous than in a similar topic by a male. This theory is also self-proving, as its existence allows male members to use it as an excuse or even the sole reason to post in a topic by a female, even without adding any comment whatsoever.  
  
The theory and its observation eventually spawned the fabled [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo|MMKFBKKKC]].
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==Etymology==
  
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Named after the first obvious time the theory was shown to be true in '''The Kissing Booth''' topic; in which a female member stated she was giving out free kisses.
== Origin ==
 
The origin of the effects noted by the theory are very simple; the Internet maintains anonymity, and the amount of time a person spends on the Internet is directly proportionate to the lack of any other social life they have, as they cannot socialize in two places at once. Therefore, an extremely active member of any web forum, especially one with a low female population, will be likely to respond inappropriately to any female posts.
 
  
Members also post under the effect of the theory simply because they believe it is true and do not wish to go against it, and not always because it has any truthful basis.
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The Kissing Booth topic eventually became mix of "serious" posts requesting kisses and RP posts as a story started to develop, it eventually spawned the [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo|MMKFBKKKC]] topic which became very popular.
  
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==Possible Explanation==
== Recent Usage ==
 
Topics by female members, particularly introduction topics, continue to reach over 10 pages simply through theory self-proof, while topics by males tend to reach 2 pages or less.
 
  
Examples of the effect have diminished as female members have spoken in less lady-like or girly manner.
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The simplest explanation is that since there is a trend between lack of social skills and amount of time spent online, an extremely active member of any web forum, especially one with a low female population, will be likely to respond inappropriately to any female posts. This, coupled with the anonymity of the Internet, causes a drop in manners and an all-around feeling of general ignorance. Perhaps more likely is the fact that any kind of minority group in any setting is more likely to elicit extra attention.
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==Recent Usage==
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Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, at least up to the end of the [[Invision]] era, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages and, in one case, over 200.
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The decrease in stereotypically "girly" posts by female members has reduced its mention significantly, and the change in the online culture has also reduced its relevance. Most of the "I'm new" topics during the first [[phpBB]] era seemed to earn about the same amount of response, regardless of the new member's professed gender, and this trend has continued with new female members on the post-split forums.
  
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== See also ==
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Counter Booth Theory]]
 
* [[Counter Booth Theory]]
 
* [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo]]
 
* [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo]]
 
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Latest revision as of 01:05, 28 June 2018

"KBT", by Mechant

The Kissing Booth Theory dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that contains any feminine virtue or quality expressed by a female MFGG member, for example even mundane topics like "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a ridiculous amount.

These replies need not be sexual in nature, as long as they are more numerous than in a similar topic by a male. This theory is also self-proving, as its existence allows male members to use it as an excuse or even the sole reason to post in a topic by a female, even without adding any comment whatsoever.

Etymology

Named after the first obvious time the theory was shown to be true in The Kissing Booth topic; in which a female member stated she was giving out free kisses.

The Kissing Booth topic eventually became mix of "serious" posts requesting kisses and RP posts as a story started to develop, it eventually spawned the MMKFBKKKC topic which became very popular.

Possible Explanation

The simplest explanation is that since there is a trend between lack of social skills and amount of time spent online, an extremely active member of any web forum, especially one with a low female population, will be likely to respond inappropriately to any female posts. This, coupled with the anonymity of the Internet, causes a drop in manners and an all-around feeling of general ignorance. Perhaps more likely is the fact that any kind of minority group in any setting is more likely to elicit extra attention.

Recent Usage

Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, at least up to the end of the Invision era, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages and, in one case, over 200.

The decrease in stereotypically "girly" posts by female members has reduced its mention significantly, and the change in the online culture has also reduced its relevance. Most of the "I'm new" topics during the first phpBB era seemed to earn about the same amount of response, regardless of the new member's professed gender, and this trend has continued with new female members on the post-split forums.

See also