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==Etymology==
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Named after the first obvious time it happened, the '''Kissing Booth Theory''' dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that's even slightly sexually orientated, for example "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a ridiculous amount.
 
Named after the first obvious time it happened, the '''Kissing Booth Theory''' dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that's even slightly sexually orientated, for example "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a ridiculous amount.
  
So why does this happen? Smart people agree that most MFGG males have an extremely high hormone level and will take it out on anything they know to be feminine.
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The Kissing Booth topic eventually became mix of "serious" posts requesting kisses and RP posts as a story started to develop, it eventually spawned the [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo|MMKFBKKKC]] topic which became very popular.
  
This causes mass lack of manners and an all round feeling of general ignorance with posts such as: "omg hawt" or "omg hotcakes".
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==Possible Explanation==
  
However, over a couple of months this has eroded a bit. Although anytime a topic created by a female member reaches 10+ pages, a member usually states
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It can be assumed that most MFGG males have an extremely high hormone level and will take it out on anything they know to be feminine. This was more true earlier on in MFGG's history where there were little to no female members on the boards.
  
"wtf? how'd this get to three thousand p- oh it was created by a girl. never mind :flabby: :flabby: :[[flabby]]: you guyz are pervx"  
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This, coupled with the anonymity of the internet causes a drop in manners and an all round feeling of general ignorance with posts such as: "omg hawt" or "omg hotcakes".
  
This usually occurs when the topic has nothing sexual in it at all, aside from any Zelos Wilder mentioning.
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==Recent Usage==
  
 
Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages, and in one case over 200, although most of it doesn't have to do with the general topic and is 70% bumps.
 
Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages, and in one case over 200, although most of it doesn't have to do with the general topic and is 70% bumps.
  
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Even though it can still be considered a rule of thumb on the board the decrease in stereotypically "girly" posts by made my female members has reduced it's mention significantly.
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Counter Booth Theory]]
 
* [[Counter Booth Theory]]
 
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* [[Moo Moo Kung Foo Babaloo Koo Koo Ka Choo]]
 
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Revision as of 16:42, 6 May 2009

Etymology

Named after the first obvious time it happened, the Kissing Booth Theory dictates that most MFGG males have an unnatural obsession with MFGG females and that any topic that's even slightly sexually orientated, for example "hi I'm new and a girl", will pan out a ridiculous amount.

The Kissing Booth topic eventually became mix of "serious" posts requesting kisses and RP posts as a story started to develop, it eventually spawned the MMKFBKKKC topic which became very popular.

Possible Explanation

It can be assumed that most MFGG males have an extremely high hormone level and will take it out on anything they know to be feminine. This was more true earlier on in MFGG's history where there were little to no female members on the boards.

This, coupled with the anonymity of the internet causes a drop in manners and an all round feeling of general ignorance with posts such as: "omg hawt" or "omg hotcakes".

Recent Usage

Still, this theory has proven true even to this day, with many female-created introduction topics growing to ten or more pages, and in one case over 200, although most of it doesn't have to do with the general topic and is 70% bumps.

Even though it can still be considered a rule of thumb on the board the decrease in stereotypically "girly" posts by made my female members has reduced it's mention significantly.

See also