Delccordion
A Delccordion is any of a series of musical instruments similar and superior to the accordion, and comprised of a raft, shaft, and aft.
Types of Delccordions
Capital Delccordion
A Capital Delccordion's raft is Delmore's hat, while the aft is his head. The shaft is nothing in particular but may be assumed to be Delmore's hair.
This type of Delccordion is played by applying and releasing pressure to the top of the raft, while pinching the ears of the aft at different areas and combinations to make different tones. This Delccordion sounds similar to a cat being neutered.
Capital Delccordions played a key role in the War of 20X12, where their earsplitting racket deafened enemy soldiers and allowed the Delmorians, wearing fluffy pink earmuffs, to approach them unheard. The Delmorians then silently, or perhaps not so silently -- hard to tell, assassinated their leader and won the war.
Grumpy Delccordion
A Grumpy Delccordion's raft is Delmore's entire head, while his body composes the shaft and his legs are the aft.
This type of Delccordion is played by lifting Delmore at either end and smashing his head and legs into each other over and over. After a period of playing, the Delccordion's music becomes toneless and wheezy, and it must be allowed to rest.
