Difference between revisions of "Delccordion"
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A Capital Delccordion's raft is [[Delmore]]'s hat, while the aft is his head. The shaft is nothing in particular but may be assumed to be [[Delmore]]'s hair. | A Capital Delccordion's raft is [[Delmore]]'s hat, while the aft is his head. The shaft is nothing in particular but may be assumed to be [[Delmore]]'s hair. | ||
| − | This type of Delccordion is played by applying and releasing pressure to the top of the raft, while pinching the ears of the aft at different areas and combinations to make different tones. This Delccordion sounds similar to a cat being neutered. | + | This type of Delccordion is played by applying and releasing pressure to the top of the raft, while pinching the ears of the aft at different areas and combinations to make different tones. This Delccordion sounds similar to a cat being neutered. Its range is from the sixth octave to the sixteenth octave, although this causes most of its notes to be too high for humans to hear. |
Capital Delccordions played a key role in the War of 20X12, where their earsplitting racket deafened enemy soldiers and allowed the Delmorians, wearing fluffy pink earmuffs, to approach them unheard. The Delmorians then silently, or perhaps not so silently -- hard to tell, assassinated their leader. The war later ended as the Loseer begged for a peace conference, and the war ended without any further bloodshed. The leader's body became a Looseccordion, but they lost popularity too quickly for any recognition. | Capital Delccordions played a key role in the War of 20X12, where their earsplitting racket deafened enemy soldiers and allowed the Delmorians, wearing fluffy pink earmuffs, to approach them unheard. The Delmorians then silently, or perhaps not so silently -- hard to tell, assassinated their leader. The war later ended as the Loseer begged for a peace conference, and the war ended without any further bloodshed. The leader's body became a Looseccordion, but they lost popularity too quickly for any recognition. | ||
| − | As the war died down after the peace talks, Capital Delccordions soared in popularity in Delmoria, but not in Losee, where they were determined to be crafted by the devil. Capital Delccordions were then gathered and burned by churches like Harry Potter books. | + | As the war died down after the peace talks, Capital Delccordions soared in popularity in Delmoria, but not in Losee, where they were determined to be crafted by the devil. Capital Delccordions were then gathered and burned by churches like Harry Potter books, but some were secretly smuggled into the country and used to set off alarms as distractions for robbing banks and stuff. |
Revision as of 22:13, 13 January 2007
A Delccordion is any of a series of musical instruments similar and superior to the accordion, and comprised of a raft, shaft, and aft. These are played usually by applying a ridiculous amount of pressure to the raft, compressing the shaft and kicking the aft's ass to make some sort of atrocious racket. Their sounds range from a heavenly prelude to a satanic symphony of destruction.
Delccordions in general became popular in the year 2007 and have found their way into every crack and crevice of popular music ever since. Their popularity is not expected to die down for the next thousand years.
Types of Delccordions
Capital Delccordion
A Capital Delccordion's raft is Delmore's hat, while the aft is his head. The shaft is nothing in particular but may be assumed to be Delmore's hair.
This type of Delccordion is played by applying and releasing pressure to the top of the raft, while pinching the ears of the aft at different areas and combinations to make different tones. This Delccordion sounds similar to a cat being neutered. Its range is from the sixth octave to the sixteenth octave, although this causes most of its notes to be too high for humans to hear.
Capital Delccordions played a key role in the War of 20X12, where their earsplitting racket deafened enemy soldiers and allowed the Delmorians, wearing fluffy pink earmuffs, to approach them unheard. The Delmorians then silently, or perhaps not so silently -- hard to tell, assassinated their leader. The war later ended as the Loseer begged for a peace conference, and the war ended without any further bloodshed. The leader's body became a Looseccordion, but they lost popularity too quickly for any recognition.
As the war died down after the peace talks, Capital Delccordions soared in popularity in Delmoria, but not in Losee, where they were determined to be crafted by the devil. Capital Delccordions were then gathered and burned by churches like Harry Potter books, but some were secretly smuggled into the country and used to set off alarms as distractions for robbing banks and stuff.
Grumpy Delccordion
A Grumpy Delccordion's raft is Delmore's entire head, while his body composes the shaft and his legs are the aft.
This type of Delccordion is played by lifting Delmore at either end and smashing his head and legs into each other over and over. After a period of playing, the Delccordion's music becomes toneless and wheezy, and it must be allowed to rest.
