Spritey

{{|y}} Spritanium
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Aliases:	Spritey, Spritey-Man, Spritty
Real name:	Keith
Interests:	Computer, Videogames, Guitar, Flash, Spriting, Drawing, Hacking

Introduction

Once in a blue moon, an MFGGer is born who is so brave, so gallant, and so trusting, that they win the everlasting respect of every MFGGer before and after then.

Unfortunately, that MFGGer is NOT Spritanium.

Wait! Don't go. You shan't click the back button on your browser until you have read this page in its entirety, or so help me God I will smack the living sh---On second thought, just read the page. It is filled with wonderful lessons that will improve your lives and kill the AIDS.

The Early Times

It all started on the grand day of April 8th, 2005. It was on this historical day that Spritanium, the member that would [to an extent] change MFGG forever, registered. Spritanium had been lurking for a while, but in his young age did not quite understand the way things worked. I will now quote his first post:

"Stop! You're gonna make me pee my pants! XD"

As you can see, Spritanium was very unacceptable in his first few weeks of joining. But, as most do, he learned the correct behavior and became accepted by many MFGGers. Spritanium is, as the name suggests, a spriter. This is the original reason he joined MFGG, and it was his profession for a while. However, as he grew, he took a stronger liking to Macromedia Flash MX, which he still uses to this day.

Rising of a Champion

As many moons passed, Spritanium became more and more accepted. Around 2006 he started to earn the nickname "Spritty", which later became "Spritey". "Spritey" is often used today, even moreso than his original character name.

Spritanium, at one point, created a spinoff of the "MFGG Highschool RP" topic, entitled "MFGG Kindergarden RP". It was originally intended to be a joke, a topic to be only one, possibly even two, pages. To everyone's surprise, people eventually caught on and evolved the topic into a multi-million page success*

*Hyperbole

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

The Adventures of T-man and Spritanium

On an unknown date in 2007, MFGGer Bill Ding decided he wanted to make a Flash movie in a topic titled simply "I should make a flash", with the post text "...but what about". T-man was quick to respond with "Me". Shortly afterward, Spritanium replied with "I'll be T-man's witty sidekick". It was at this point that a 3-way formed (not in the way you're thinking), and a slightly strong friendship was spawned. This spawn has coughed up a lot of crap, as well as good things, and more to come. This threesome (again, not in that way) is, as far as I know, a very well known one. Unbeknowest to T-man and Spritanium, Bill Ding was actually serious about making the movie. The topic became a joke between the 3, but eventually, Lemmy wrote a theme song for T-man (to the tune of the 1960's Batman theme). It was at this point that they knew the movie must go on.

Eventually, this turned into the currently in-progress feature length flash movie, The Adventures of T-man and Spritanium. The animation staff consists of Bill Ding, Spritanium, and Robbydude. The movie's estimated release is 2009.

Fun Facts

• Lemmy also created a Spritanium theme song for the movie, entitled "SPRITEY-MAN THEME SONG RATED PG-13".
• T-man and Spritanium's friendship is touching and rather revolting.
• Spritanium has created 2 group pics, neither which have been good (or finished).
• Spritanium cannot only sprite and flash, he can also draw, and he is learning how to program and hack games.
• Spritanium wants to be a ballet dancer someday.
• Spritanium is awesome.
• Spritanium has no more fun facts for you.
• Go away.