Waligie
Waligie is a critically obscure fangame character (and the collective name of the game series he is in) who was accidentally created when Hippoman and ShadowMan were talking about a spelling mistake made by King Piranha Plant.
Games that include Waligie are notable in their replayability, intentional stupidity, and irritating level design. They often include blindingly horrendous graphics, below par music, and a very original and often confusing storyline.
The more humorous parts of Waligie are mainly thought to be the wide variety of MIDI files and the fact most of the levels are goofy, absurd, and in rare cases, impossible.
The first game was a basic side-scrolling adventure with insane levels that are almost impossible to beat unless given a walkthrough (Some external ideas and levels by Cutman). The second game, ironically, has a more professional look compared to its precesscor. It's more interactive, has boss battles that require strategy, and even a tag team system (Which made the game even more hard and frustrating) However, it was more unpolished and untested than the first game, with some levels and bosses being frustrating beyond belief to complete, and in some cases, not even possible to beat at all.
The Waligie games are supposed to be a trilogy, but only the first two in the series were made. Waligie 3 seems to be on hiatus. Waligie Episodes, the third Waligie game, was recently released. The story takes place between Waligie 2 and Waligie 3.[1]
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Plot summaries
Waligie 1
In Waligie 1, aka Waligie DX, you learn that Boswer has stolen the world. After crosses two levels, Waligie reaches Boswer and convinces him that violence is not the answer. Later, it is revealed that Princess Peache is kidnapped. (can't remember much after that, brb)
Waligie 2
In Waligie 2, aka Waligie Allstors, The three brothers travel outside to collect items and stop Boswer from attacking. After a few levels, Wiliggie, their father, falls into hell all of a sudden. The Waligie brothers give chase. They learn that hell has been taken over by the lemon demons. Once they arrive, Wiliggie is freed, Waluide goes to heaven, and Waligie was banished to Limbog. Waluide goes to a world made out of money, but rubs a geny lamp and heaven turns into hell. There he must combat the seven deadly sins: Ducktales, Eggplant, Yellow, Monosodium Glutimate, Jimmy Carter, Potato, and Village People. Meanwhile, Waligie, in Limbog, must complete 14 different minigames. Upon the final chapter of the game, the Waligie Brothers get to the gates of hell but they are locked. Fearing defeat, the Brothers get a visit from their old enemy, Bob Braker. He was tortured by the devil, Lou Bega. Now he is free, and he showed the Brothers the way to the devil's lair. After a battle with Lou Bega, the game is over.
Trivia
- There was originaly going to be a long battle with the Village People, but was scrapped for a simple item collection stage that doesn't involve any of the Waligie brothers or the Village People. It still played the full wav music of their song YMCA.
- This game was never fully tested. As a result, at least two of the levels in the game are literally impossible to complete. The Ducktales level forgot to have a platform to the exit, and the Monosodium Glutimate level forgot to have an exit altogether. Such levels encourage use of the passwords to the levels immediately afterward, however, no passwords are stated in the game.
Character Biographies
Waligie Pocket
Waligie Pocket is the main character of the series. He works at the local Sugar Factory as the Measuring Sugar Man. He lives at home with his brothers, Wiligie and Waluide. He is the most well-rounded of the three brothers. He has laser eyes. He says "damn straight" a lot. In Waligie 2, he collects sugar.
In Waligie 2, Waligie is banished to Limbog where he must play a series of games before gaining access to the inner sanctum of the devil.
In Waligie Episodes, Waligie goes to Waterworks to find Dan Rather after the request of his cousin, Walwalwal.
Wiligie Pocket
Wiligie Pocket is Waligie's brother and is probably unemployed. He moves slowly, but jumps high. He has laser nose. In Waligie 2, he collects Scuba Divers.
In Waligie 2, Wiligie is trapped in hell. He must do battle with Chef Boyardee.
Waluide Pocket
Waluide Pocket is also Waligie's brother. He is the fastest, but has a low jump. Apparently, no one likes him (Although his brothers save him regardless) He has laser "bubbles. In Waligie 2, he collects flowers to give to his would be girlfriend.
In Waligie 2, Waluide goes to heaven, but opens an evil geny lamp that causes heaven to turn into hell. There, he must battle the seven deadly sins.
Wiliggie Pocket
Wiliggie Pocket is the father of the Waligie Brothers. In Waligie 2, the same game he is introduced in, a snake destroys the Waligie Brothers' house, and Wiliggie dies and goes to hell. After the brothers defeat the lemon demons, he is released from hell. He appears again in Waligie Episodes.
Walwalwal
Walwalwal is Waligie's cousin. He appears very briefly in Waligie Episodes and, for unknown reasons, asks Waligie to find Dan Rather in Waterworks. He appears to have laser mouth.
Bob Braker
Bob Braker is a slave to the devil, Lou Bega. He originally is in control of hell in Waligie DX and punishes the brothers for their sins against humanity (hell is even modelled with a TPIR theme). At the end of the game, he becomes a pacifist, and Waligie fights his twin brother. Near the very end of Waligie 2, Bob Braker re-appears and opens the gates to the devil.
Lou Bega
Lou Bega is the devil and rules over hell. He is actually a giant pulsating lemon that can be easily killed simply by being touched.
Orange Man
In a secret ending to Waligie DX, Orange Man is revealed to be one of the main villains. Early on in the game, it successfully kills the brothers.
Dick Clark
Dick Clark appears in Waligie Episodes. His affiliation is unknown.
Memberable Quotes
- no vilent it not the answer
- damn straight
- plorg
- blimey
- bilmey my ibox is map
- i am so sexy
- wot
