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===Other Waligie games===
 
===Other Waligie games===
Waligie and the Credit Crunc is a quick fangame made by Shadowman in March 2009. In this game, Waligie is working in the sugar factory, and in order to measure the sugar, he has to pick up many cases of sugar as he walks a monotonous 100 miles to reach the end of the factory, which takes around eight minutes to reach the end of. Upon doing so, he collects a large amount of sugar, overloading the factory's systems. Upon returning to his house, he learns from Wiliggie that the destruction of the sugar factory has caused a worldwide economic collapse.
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Waligie and the Credit Crunc is a quick fangame made by Shadowman in March 2009. In this game, Waligie is working in the sugar factory, where he measures the sugar, and he has to pick up many cases of sugar as he walks a monotonous 100 miles to reach the end of the factory, which takes around eight minutes to reach the end of. Upon doing so, he collects a large amount of sugar, then the factory overloads and Waligie has to escape. Upon returning to his house, he learns from Wiliggie that the destruction of the sugar factory has caused a worldwide economic collapse.
  
 
==Character Biographies==
 
==Character Biographies==

Revision as of 21:13, 14 March 2009

Waligie Bros. DX title screen

Waligie is a critically obscure fangame character (and the collective name of the game series he is in) who was accidentally created when Hippoman and ShadowMan were talking about a spelling mistake made by King Piranha Plant.

Games that include Waligie are notable in their replayability, intentional stupidity, and irritating level design. They often include blindingly horrendous graphics, below par music, and a very original and often confusing storyline.

The more humorous parts of Waligie are mainly thought to be the wide variety of MIDI files and the fact most of the levels are goofy, absurd, and in rare cases, impossible.

The first game was a basic side-scrolling adventure with insane levels that are almost impossible to beat unless given a walkthrough (Some external ideas and levels by Cutman). The second game, ironically, has a more professional look compared to its precesscor. It's more interactive, has boss battles that require strategy, and even a tag team system (Which made the game even more hard and frustrating) However, it was more unpolished and untested than the first game, with some levels and bosses being frustrating beyond belief to complete, and in some cases, not even possible to beat at all.

The Waligie games are supposed to be a trilogy, but only the first two in the series were made. Waligie 3 seems to be on hiatus. Waligie Episodes, the third Waligie game, was recently released. The story takes place between Waligie 2 and Waligie 3.[1]

Techokami was given permission by Shadowman to make a quick and dirty Waligie game before the end of 2006. Titled "Waligie Wee Edickone", the game involves minigame-styled boss fights and the option of using the Nintendo Wii Remote as a form of control (it is actually the reccomended method of control, but there are keyboard commands available). It was released January 2nd, 2007.

Plot summaries

Waligie DX

It's worth noting these were actually threee seperate files eventually heathenised into one.

Chapter 1

You learn that Boswer has stolen the world. After crosses two levels, Waligie reaches Boswer and convinces him that violence is not the answer.

Chapter 2

Peache is "stolen" aka kidnapped from the brothers by Boswer; he mocks the brothers as he has made distance between them and him by use of pits containing sharp feathers. The brothers find who they think to be Peache but it is in fact a cyborg replica. After travelling through camel infested Ninja Land they locate another fake Peache who turns out to be a Mushroom Person who immidiately explodes. After a devastatingly epic battle with Boswer, Peache is rescued.

Chapter 3

Oompa Loompas steal Peache (she obviously is well liked); the brothers give chase and after neally capturing one of the evil midgits he escapes to a nearby orthopedic underwear factory. After Waligie himself navigates through the dangeroes [!] box defense system the brothers manage to push past the factory and enter combat with the Oompa Loompa's deathmachine; shaped like a giant orange with grotesque facial features. Just as the brothers think they have accoplished victory the deathmachine uses it's well named death beam causing instant death to the brothers. They go to hell and after navigating through the endless maze of the evil place must fight Bob Braker's twin and the Oompa Loompas in a battle reminiscent of Obi-Wan versus Dark Vader in Episode Four. After leaving hell they win or something along those lines.

Waligie 2

In Waligie 2, aka Waligie Allstors, The three brothers travel outside to collect items and stop Boswer from attacking. After a few levels, Wiliggie, their father, falls into hell all of a sudden. The Waligie brothers give chase. They learn that hell has been taken over by the lemon demons. Once they arrive, Wiliggie is freed, Waluide goes to heaven, and Waligie was banished to Limbog. Waluide goes to a world made out of money, but rubs a geny lamp and heaven turns into hell. There he must combat the seven deadly sins: Ducktales, Eggplant, Yellow, Monosodium Glutimate, Jimmy Carter, Potato, and Village People. Meanwhile, Waligie, in Limbog, must complete 14 different minigames. Upon the final chapter of the game, the Waligie Brothers get to the gates of hell but they are locked. Fearing defeat, the Brothers get a visit from their old enemy, Bob Braker. He was tortured by the devil, Lou Bega. Now he is free, and he showed the Brothers the way to the devil's lair. After a battle with Lou Bega, the game is over.

"Fan" projects

Waligie Wee Edickone

A gaiden-type game, Wiligue is now Wiiligue, and the brothers go out to devour underpants, battle camels, and hang Saddam, who turns out to really be Waluide. The game has a secret ending that can be unlocked by locating and collecting all 7 Techokami Medals.

Other Waligie games

Waligie and the Credit Crunc is a quick fangame made by Shadowman in March 2009. In this game, Waligie is working in the sugar factory, where he measures the sugar, and he has to pick up many cases of sugar as he walks a monotonous 100 miles to reach the end of the factory, which takes around eight minutes to reach the end of. Upon doing so, he collects a large amount of sugar, then the factory overloads and Waligie has to escape. Upon returning to his house, he learns from Wiliggie that the destruction of the sugar factory has caused a worldwide economic collapse.

Character Biographies

Waligie Pocket

Waligie - The Measuring Sugar Man

Waligie Pocket is the main character of the series. He works at the local Sugar Factory as the Measuring Sugar Man. He lives at home with his brothers, Wiligie and Waluide. He is the most well-rounded of the three brothers. He has laser eyes. He says "damn straight" a lot. In Waligie 2, he collects sugar.

In Waligie 2, Waligie is banished to Limbog where he must play a series of games before gaining access to the inner sanctum of the devil.

In Waligie Episodes, Waligie goes to Waterworks to find Dan Rather after the request of his cousin, Walwalwal.

Wiligie Pocket

Wiligie

Wiligie Pocket is Waligie's brother and is probably unemployed. He moves slowly, but jumps high. He has laser nose. In Waligie 2, he collects Scuba Divers.

In Waligie 2, Wiligie is trapped in hell. He must do battle with Chef Boyardee.

Waluide Pocket

Waluide

Waluide Pocket is also Waligie's brother. He is the fastest, but has a low jump. Apparently, no one likes him (Although his brothers save him regardless) He has laser "bubbles". In Waligie 2, he collects flowers to give to his would be girlfriend.

In Waligie 2, Waluide goes to heaven, but opens an evil geny lamp that causes heaven to turn into hell. There, he must battle the seven deadly sins.

Wiliggie Pocket

Wiliggie

Wiliggie Pocket is the father of the Waligie Brothers. In Waligie 2, the same game he is introduced in, a snake destroys the Waligie Brothers' house, and Wiliggie dies and goes to hell. After the brothers defeat the lemon demons, he is released from hell. He appears again in Waligie Episodes, telling the Brothers not to find Dan Rather in the Waterworks.

Walwalwal

Walwalwal

Walwalwal is Waligie's cousin. He appears very briefly in Waligie Episodes and, for unknown reasons, asks Waligie to find Dan Rather in Waterworks. He appears to have laser mouth.

Bob Braker

Bob Braker

Bob Braker is a slave to the devil, Lou Bega. He originally is in control of hell in Waligie DX and punishes the brothers for their sins against humanity (hell is even modelled with a TPIR theme). At the end of the game, he becomes a pacifist, and Waligie fights his twin brother. Near the very end of Waligie 2, Bob Braker re-appears and opens the gates to the devil.

Chef Boyardee

Have you the courage to challenge Chef Boyardee to a battle?

A being that resides in hell. After being defeated by Wiligie, he helps the brothers in the final fight against Lou Bega.

Lou Bega

Lou Bega

Lou Bega is the devil and rules over hell. He is actually a giant pulsating lemon that can be easily killed simply by being touched.

Orange Man

In a secret ending to Waligie DX, Orange Man is revealed to be one of the main villains. Early on in the game, it successfully kills the brothers.

Dick Clark

Dick Clark appears in Waligie Episodes. His affiliation is unknown.

Gerald Ford

A villain appearing near the end of the regular game in Waligie Wee, he first is shown as an edit of Xander and Toni's Waluigi sprite. After retreating to a cave, he turns into a portrait of the former United States president. He is then destroyed, and revealed to be a weapon created by the Walrus and controlled by evil space Techwolf from the distant future.

Trivia

  • There was originaly going to be a long battle with the Village People, in Waligie 2, but was scrapped for a simple item collection stage that doesn't involve any of the Waligie brothers or the Village People. It still played the full wav music of their song YMCA.
  • Waligie 2 game was never fully tested. As a result, at least two of the levels in the game are literally impossible to complete. The Ducktales level forgot to have a platform to the exit, and the Monosodium Glutimate level forgot to have an exit altogether. Such levels encourage use of the passwords to the levels immediately afterward, however, no passwords are stated in the game.
  • There is a painfully hard but actually beatable boss battle with Chef Boyardee in Waligie 2. Nobody has ever been confirmed to beat him. (Hippoman had a damn good try a while ago)
  • The image of Wiligie comes from a man named Mustachio Pete. http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/pete/
  • The image of Waluide comes from Dave Zappa, a motorcycle collector. http://www.davezappa.com/zappa.htm
  • The image of Waligie comes from the Vermont health department website. http://healthvermont.gov/prevent/diabetes/blood_sugar.aspx Upon Parakarry emailing the department asking who the man was in the picture, they replied saying he was a stock photograph and they didn't know who it was, meaning the identity of Waligie may never be found. (It is interesting to note that Waligie's profession, the "Measuring sugar man," was taken from the URL where his picture was found. http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=measuring+sugar+man&btnG=Search+Images)
  • Dispite the prominence of Waligie's "Laser eyes", they have never been used in any of his games.
  • Waligie Wee was released on January 2nd, 2007. The following day, the real-life Gerald Ford was put to rest in his hometown. A hidden dedication can be accessed: use the password "aaa" to view it.

Recurring themes

Fake Platforms

From the very first level and hence throughout; the Waligie games have involved platforms with no collision - a "fake" platform. This idea came from Hippoman thinking the original level was too boring and didn't fit the parameters of the physical joke he was making. So he removed several of the repeating platforms and replaced them with fake platforms. This gave Waligie it's first sense of impossibility as the only way one could navigate the level was by guesswork or tedious repetition. The same idea was used on the second "level" this made people think they had to figure out the new pattern of fake platforms when in fact it was a copy and paste of the first level.

Horrible Midis/Famous Song Midis

Originally simple TGF midis were used; ovbiously the worst being picked. Later on Cutman sent Hippoman a level to be added to the game - Hippoman revelled in it's comic genius - the thing that added to the whole experience was the midi playing in the background. It was instantly recognised as an ABBA classic and so from this point the midis in Waligie got progressively worse to the point where some were purposely made for the game to be intentionally bad.

Fruit as villians

In the first Waligie, the Orange was the main villian, who was later revealed to be Orange Man. By coincedence, the main villian of Waligie 2 is also a fruit, a lemon.

Memberable Quotes

  • no vilent it not the answer
  • ok me good now
  • damn straight
  • plorg
  • blimey
  • bilmey my ibox is map
  • i am so sexy
  • wot
  • the camel am ded

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