Transformer Guy
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| Aliases: | TransfoGuy, SluggyUnmerciful, Transfog Necross, It, WeezingTripletQ, WeezingTripletQ2, Transpectre Guy, TransfoGoo, ???, ¿¿¿, TransfoGalvatron, TransfoGalvatro, ☞, ☞☞, Modified Fokker C-2 Airplane (Question Mark variant) | ||
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Transformer Guy
Transformer Guy joined on June 25th, 2006.
The member
A member who dwells most often in the Pointless Post Palace and goes by many names.
The character
Transformer Guy is an enormous lizardlike creature of unknown origin. His biology consists of an antennae on top of his head that is primarily used as a third arm, an enormous maw capable of literally crushing prey with a bite of over one million PSI, two relatively small arms, very powerful legs, and a tail containing six smaller feet used for grabbing things; Transformer Guy can also slither on his tail for short bursts of speed up to eighty miles per hour. It also appears that Tranformer Guy can regenerate damaged organs and limbs and camaflouge himself with his environment, much like the lizard and chameleon. Full of unknown potential, this specimen has yet to be fully studied.
Genetic Relatives
Transformer Guy's DNA is similar to that of a race of creatures, dubbed Transforgs by observers. This race contains many species, almost all of which were created by genetic manipulation. These species are utilized by Transformer Guy for many purposes, from being used as bodyguards to devastating enemy strongholds. It is believed that it is possible that, very rarely, a Transforg will molt into the stage of evolution Transformer Guy is at. However, the chance of a Transforg doing so is calculated to be approximetely an octillion to one.
Known Transforg Variants:
- Adult:
- Bodyguard:
- Cannon:
- Charger: These little ****ers will try to charge you and rip you apart with their poison filled barbs and sharp claws and teeth. Letting them investigate your shotgun blasts with their face is the recommended way to take them out.
- Drill:
- Egg:
- Flight:
- Grub:
- Harvester: Harvesters are literally living walls of numerous Transforg variants, and are one of the toughest and deadliest Transforg variants. The "head" of it resides inside the wall, popping out only to spew poisonous breath over enemies. The Transforgs who make up the wall can pop out freely to attack. To sneak close to enemy bases without being seen, the Harvester will take parts from either large animals or machines to disguise itself until it lands inside the base; hence its name. Harvesters, with the exception of their head, are only seen out of their shell by its bretheren and Transforgs tending to injuries sustained by a Harvester in battle.
- Perfect ♀:
- Perfect ♂:
- Platform?:
- Projectile:
- Smasher: These mutated, ten-foot tall opponents don't need to or utilize any sort of weapon and rely on the sheer force of their mace-like hands for obliterating their foes. They utter low-pitched moans when searching for targets, which turn to shrieking roars when one is spotted. These monstrosities don't differentiate between friend or foe; therefore, they are usually just deployed onto the battlefield alone. Only massive firepower or taking advantage of their below average intelligence can defeat these brutes.
- Tank:
- Troop Transport:
- Worker:
Miscellaneous Facts
- Transformer Guy is the proud leader/founder of Team Heart Attack.
Codename: questionmark
Codename: questionmark is a game currently being made by Transformer Guy. The protagonist, Brandon, must destroy the antagonists, the Transforgs, to prevent them from dominating Earth.
