Transformer Guy
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| Aliases: | TransfoGuy, SluggyUnmerciful, Transfog Necross, It, WeezingTripletQ, WeezingTripletQ2, Transpectre Guy, TransfoGoo, ???, ¿¿¿ | ||
| Real name: | Thomas Christopher Capizzi (technically the second) | ||
| Interests: | ??? | ||
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Transformer Guy
Transformer Guy joined on June 25th, 2006.
The member
A member who dwells most often in the Pointless Post Palace.
The character
Transformer Guy is an enormous lizardlike creature of unknown origin. His biology consists of an antennae on top of his head that is primarily used as a third arm, an enormous maw capable of literally crushing prey with a bite of over one million PSI, two relatively small arms, very powerful legs, and a tail containing six smaller feet used for grabbing things; Transformer Guy can also slither on his tail for short bursts of speed up to eighty miles per hour. It also appears that Tranformer Guy can regenerate damaged organs and limbs and camaflouge himself with his environment, much like the lizard and chameleon. Full of unknown potential, this specimen has yet to be fully studied.
Genetic Relatives
Transformer Guy's DNA is similar to that of a race of creatures, dubbed Transforgs by observers. This race contains many species, almost all of which were created by genetic manipulation. These species are utilized by Transformer Guy for many purposes, from being used as bodyguards to devastating enemy strongholds. It is believed that it is possible that, very rarely, a Transforg will molt into the stage of evolution Transformer Guy is at. However, the chance of a Transforg doing so is approximetly an octillion to one.
Known Transforg Variants:
- Bodyguard
- Cannon
- Drill
- Harvester
- Platform?
- Smasher
- Tank
- Troop Transport
- Worker
Miscellaneous Facts
- Transformer Guy is the proud leader/founder of Team Heart Attack.
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As of late, Transformer Guy has had a sudden obsession with question marks. This may be hinting at a future project of his...
