The Ultimate Noob

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This article/section is about a member who was banned and hasn't been seen since then. It is improbable that any notable information will be added to this article in the future.

The Ultimate Noob joke account was made on August 27th, 2006.

It was a huge nostalgia trip during his presence. He posted catchphrases from the infamous people of the permabanned list, such as James Bradshaw Layfield, iammario, Sonic the Mario, Iverto, and Spideyrand. He even asked for "fat warios" and "sonik wit muria shoez" in the Help Forum.

The perpetrator wrote this:

"hey chaps may i be admin, my mom said i can be one indeed! You blokes sure are interesting, indeed! You admins are cowards, and ph33r my ANCIENT POWER!!!1 This forum sux because no jbl. Are you guys gay? Are you gay? *pelvic thrust* *pelvic thrust* *pelvic thrust* You admins are ****ing Nazis and all you members worship Hitler. I ****ing hate you Naoshi. I ****ing hate you Delmore. I wish you all went to hell. I'M LEAVING FOREVER, ***KKKKERS!!!!!!!! Please don't deleate me! I am proud I stole Super Mario Epic 2! plz draw me sonik wit muria shoez. fat warios pls. fat warios pls. BTW, I am really Rexator Birdo. Trasher, you are an assholw mody! I like playing Legend of Zelda! AND MECHANT, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!

BY THE WAY, YOU GUYS WANNA JOIN MY MASSIVE ORGY?!"

He also included a picture of Dwangster Pimp 69 and his Myspace link.