SonicProject
The SP Song was a song written by Duckboy and posted in the Arts Board. The subject was of SonicProject's tendency to enter arguments with other members, coming off as arrogant. Although it is entirely debateable whether SonicProject was in the wrong, the song's lyrics are provided for entirely archival purposes.
The Song
The below is completely unmodified in all entirety.
Okay. Song time.
I wrote it HENCE, art.
NOW, listen up fools. I'd appreciate this not be taken as too insulting. This is more akin to Friar's Club Roasts. I'd do more if you people would like, but only certain people would get "attacked"
So yeah. OFF WITH THE SHOW!
*~_~*
I enter the board and login, and before I begin,
I wipe away a newly formed tear.
Instead of frowning for quite a while, I let loose a giant smile.
Because I love it when SP’s not here!
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
There’s no more stutter.
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
We can actually talk to each other.
WHEN SP’S NOT THERE!
So wonderful, so sublime.
IT’S A HAP HAP HAPPY TIME
You can start a topic now, whatever you wanna talk about.
You can do it now without fear.
And I feel compelled to say, in a every kind of way
I love it when SP’s not here!
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
There’s no more stutter.
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
We can actually talk to each other.
WHEN SP’S NOT THERE!
So wonderful, so sublime.
IT’S A HAP HAP HAPPY TIME
Oh how can you say, Sonic 2’s the best Sonic game?
That certainly will not fly here.
The newer games are the best, better than all the rest
EXCEPT WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
There’s no more stutter.
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
We can actually talk to each other.
WHEN SP’S NOT THERE!
So wonderful, so sublime.
IT’S A HAP HAP HAPPY TIME
When he tries to prove a point to us, he usually messes up
And just sigs what he wanted us to hear.
Admins I suggest to you, and suggest to his mother too,
Give SP more vacation this year!
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
There’s no more stutter.
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
We can actually talk to each other.
WHEN SP’S NOT THERE!
So wonderful, so sublime.
IT’S A HAP HAP HAPPY TIME
Bingo playin’. Grandma’s friend. Work at Wal-Mart till the end.
Pushin’ carts and restocking the beer.
Whenever he’s not at the board, I tend to love it more and more.
MAN! I LOVE IT WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
There’s no more stutter.
WHEN SP’S NOT HERE!
We can actually talk to each other.
WHEN SP’S NOT THERE!
So wonderful, so sublime.
IT’S A HAP HAP HAPPY TIME
I LOVE IT.
WHEN SP's.
NOT HEEEEEEERE.
AAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEN
