Sgt. teddy

It's so cool in his pool

Main stuff

Sgt. Teddy is known as the only MFGGer to have absolutely nothing known about him. Below is his TOTALY TRUE PAST WINK WINK

History

Sgt. Teddy is the sole survivor of the disaster 20 years ago wherein a prototype for the GameHyperCube went horribly wrong and transported the planet of Alcustrodisgust into a ten-dimensional world, where everyone was transformed into terrible message board fads when they self-destructed due to unsupported dimensions.

He survived because he was on another planet purchasing a quantity of glazed jelly-filled doughnuts, which are now known as a popular symbol of his past, and his suffering now that he is all alone. He searches for the sacred relic that will allow him to retrieve his world from the ten-dimensional realm and revive his people as they once were.

Real history

Teddy is a member who joined in 07 and isn't very bright, and lacks a grasp on reality. Upon joining he failed at everything he tried, including grammar. He has improved, and made a few friends. He also has ADHD and he skateboards whenever he can. He is now known as failman, which is completley true(see look he just failed at spelling) .

Friends

• KyleTH
• Medri(somewhat)
• Stanley

Other

• Teddy was a Global mod on the now-defunct Two finger forums
• Teddy likes taco's
• He has flash, but fails at it.