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Wheeljerk
Hi I'm better than you.
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Aliases:	Sasuke, AdmiralDelmoose, AdolfStalin, Count Bleck
Real name:	Unknown
Interests:	Bomberman, MGS, reactions, 4chan, movie soundtracks, explosives, and spriting.

Miss: Unknown, as he tends to feint hatefulness towards certain subjects to get laughs out of the results

Wheeljerk is the unbelievably talented, unsurpassably skilled, and altogether magnificent member behind most of the greatest, most adventurous, and most daring moments in all of MFGG history. At least, if you ask Wheeljerk, that is. Not that he isn't a skilled, fast or powerful member. He most certainly is all those things, but most importantly, he likes little kids (including the ones that you love). But he's just rather a bit too shy to tell you about that.

MechaChao is one of Wheeljerk's closest friends and is rarely seen without him.

Wheeljerk's wondrous character, a straw-hated demon with 2 cannons attached to his back. The member Jay happens to be a big fan of this character, and draws him often.

Before he was Wheeljerk, his name was Sasuke but he changed it due to new members thinking he was some kind of hardcore Naruto-fan. Last but not least, Wheeljerk hates you. Yeah, you. You know who you are. Don't try to pretend you don't know, either. Wheeljerk hates ignorance.

Quotes

He is, you might say, a man of wisdom. With an attitude.

"No one can match my speed! I'm like a bowling ball on a steep hill!"

"A stupid decision to stop stupidity... fair enough!"

"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there."

"When I say it it's true."

"Conquest is made from the enemy's ashes!"

"It's ***** time! ****ing explosion!"

"No Ki I'm not going out with you. My heart belongs to no one."

"Sux no JBL"

"You fool, no one is as awesome as Wheeljerk!"