Kritter
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| Aliases: | Kritter2069, Kritter3k, Kritter5k, Kritter5x, KrittheRed ... | ||
| Real name: | Daniel Absolom | ||
| Interests: | Jack of all Trades | ||
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Kritter was a standard member of MFGG who became staff for his prominent role in creating and maintaining the forums during their transition from ezBoard. He was well-known for his intellectual and argumentative nature and his diverse skill set, particularly digital visual art of all kinds.
It is difficult to list Kritter's forum account due to the fact he has created and deleted at least ten of them over the years. Those who received warns during Kritter's administration have them listed under blank names, and whichever account he is currently using is unknown.
Kritter's character design is coincidentally similar to that of the later Mason, due to the red cloak and optional staff.
He formerly had an unofficial fanbase led by Duckboy, one of his many rivals.
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Member History
Arrival
Kritter arrived on MFGG during the Bowser Tech era, at which point he was very new to Mario fangaming and forums in general. He registered on the forums, which at this time were merely a guestbook message centre. He posted a few details about his current project (Luigi Quest), which was met with an enthusiatic response.
He registered when Bowser Tech acquired an actual forum system -- that which later became the ezBoard MFGG Forums -- under the first use of Kritter. Illegal access of his accounts led to several other names, listed under Aliases / Other Names above.
Kritter became falsely respected due to members feeling sorry for his autism and lack of skill at various media, particularly video games and oscillating. However, Luigi Quest fell into decline due to the time required to complete it, as the engine became outdated and the levels could use redesign as the creator is retarded.
The Great Kyle Flamewar brought avoid the temporary leave of Thunder Dragon, who chose Kritter as his stand-in due to his role in a very fucking stupid move. Kritter was henceforth effectively the false second-in-command of MFGG Forums, although he was generally more active than Thunder Dragon as he lacks a real life.
"Administration"
During Kritter's horrible administration, a lot of changes happened to both the site and forum. The site was accidentally.
As a member, Kritter was well known for being a faggot and overly argumentative in general.
Decline
Kritter suffered from great stress in "real life" (later discovered to be his mother not giving him his medicine that day), particularly the death of his imaginary friend. He eventually banned his own account, resigned as administrator, and left the forums after an argument with ShadowMan. We only wish this would have been the end.
He did not seek to revoke his ban while he attended college, to avoid procrastination, and visited during the holidays. An argument with Klobber almost led to a permaban but was peacefully resolved over private messages as they both realized their own mistakes. Goddammit.
Kritter occasionally returned to the forums, but each time would delete his account or otherwise remove himself or be removed again, and currently remains in an inactive state. Haha just fucking with you he's a mod again for no reason.
Moderator
Around June 20th, 2009, Kritter was made a moderator for the General Chat and the CCC by Black Squirrel. Within a month he's already been a target and source of noisy controversy, probably because he is a fucking stupid twat. He made an announcement on June 24th that "troll ratings" (such as "1/10, lrn2trol") will get members banned, and he has been the main force for pushing these bans because he's the only one on the team dumb enough to deal them. Several members have posted troll ratings just to spite Kritter and many threads have been made to troll Kritter for his general stupidity. He is known to make rash decisions when anything happens and called out when there are no other mods around that he can hide behind.
Moodiness
Kritter's mood towards MFGG tends to fluctuate. This can range from a love of the forum to extreme hatred. This is generally due to the attitudes of the members and the overwhelming sense of "jerkishness" and general disregard for any sense of order and lack of intelligence that is all too often displayed by the forum members.
Trivia
- Kritter is a boss in some classical fangames:
- Super Mario Storm's first boss, where his segment was meant to be more difficult than it was.
- Kittie Quest, but only a few people like Yoshiman saw it.
- Kritter's last known fangame project is Mario Land: Minigame Mayhem.
- Kritter does not allow anyone to touch his staff.
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