Kissing Booth Theory

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The Kissing Booth Theory is the local MFGG equivalent to the Internet habit of males hitting on females completely bluntly. MFGG's instance of this problem is second only to 4chan. It is named after the Kissing Booth Topic, the creator of which is long forgotten and which forms a prime example.

The theory notes that any feminine virtue or quality expressed by a female MFGG member will become filled with posts by male members, even a topic that says "hi im new and a girl" in it. These replies need not be sexual in nature, as long as they are more numerous than in a similar topic by a male. This theory is also self-proving, as its existence allows male members to use it as an excuse or even the sole reason to post in a topic by a female, even without adding any comment whatsoever.

The theory and its observation eventually spawned the fabled MMKFBKKKC.

Origin

The origin of the effects noted by the theory are very simple; the Internet maintains anonymity, and the amount of time a person spends on the Internet is directly proportionate to the lack of any other social life they have, as they cannot socialize in two places at once. Therefore, an extremely active member of any web forum, especially one with a low female population, will be likely to respond inappropriately to any female posts.

Members also post under the effect of the theory simply because they believe it is true and do not wish to go against it, and not always because it has any truthful basis.

Recent Usage

Topics by female members, particularly introduction topics, continue to reach over 10 pages simply through theory self-proof, while topics by males tend to reach 2 pages or less.

Examples of the effect have diminished as female members have spoken in less lady-like or girly manner.

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