Kaepora Gaebora
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| Aliases: | tubbablubba2001, Kaepora Revolution, Kaepora Ocelot, Popple, Taisa Kaepora, Giyg Strikes Back!, Mr. E, Kaep Leppard | ||
| Real name: | Unknown | ||
| Interests: | Queen, classic rock, Nintendo | ||
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Note: The previous article was deleted by the author due to the fact that it is outdated, not entirely factual, and just generally stupid. Chances are an article about me would be stupid nontheless, but there are some things that were in this article that I simply didn't want others to view
Kaepora is most well-known for his fangames that he develops with his fellow pack animals, Someguy and Cloakbass; some of these titles include Super Mario Melatonin, Super Mario Land 4 and the infamous Thingio - a game that has caused a big uproar on the mainsite and forums, an uproar that could be equally compared to the LA Riots in terms of how large scale a conflict it was. Captain Jeff Silvers is said to have been so enraged by the game that he tracked down Kaepora's old mentor, Miguelangel Baskervill Margueritta IV, tore open his flesh with none other than his fingernails, and devoured all of his dorsal muscles.
Currently Kaepora is on hiatus in Lithuania studying metaphysico-theolog-cosmolo-nigology with his good friends CloakBass, Someguy, Klobber, and Les Claypool. At night they write songs along the Curonian Spit sand peninsula. He believes that time away from the forums and it's shenanigans will be healthy for him because of things like school, and since he is sometimes a negative contributer to the forums, a good thing for the community in general as well.
Anything written subsequent to this was added by Mugenmidget and approved by the FDA and Kaepora.
People's Thoughts on Kaepora
- "I know that you and [Mugen] are basically bed buddies." ~ShadowMan on Kaepora's sexual behavior
- "We [...] [are] [...] no[t]!" ~Mugenmidget denying the obvious.
- "*insert random word here*" ~Derrike G.
- "[He's] like a hadoken, down right fierce!" ~CloakBass making puns.
- "He's kinda like 'PK Lite'. Not nearly as bad, of course, but I get the feeling he'd be prone to just permaban people rather than actually deal with them." ~Captain Jeff Silvers ripping on Parakarry and talking about Kaepora as a moderator.
- "Dude, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. Euh... not that I care. I HAVE A LIFE REALLY" talkingmushrooms reminscing, shortly before shooting herself in the face
