Joey
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| Aliases: | JoeyTheTerrible | ||
| Real name: | Joey | ||
| Interests: | Not you | ||
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Joey is an ex-secret admin of MFGG; just an ordinary member. Many claim he holds certain administrative or moderative powers to this day, but these are simply rumors and nothing more. Dismiss them.
Achievements
Joey is the first member to earn more than five of every Drawing Competition badge: 5+ Gold, 5+ Silver, 5+ Top 5. This means he is no longer able to receive Drawing Competition badges. He has since stopped contributing to drawing competitions due to other work bogging him down, and has put it upon himself to try and oversee that current drawing competitions go smoothly as planned.
Created The Larch fad, which only he could post. Co-creator of Hitler On Ice and supporter of the History Of Cans.
A Physical Representation
The Future
In the future, Joey will reach enlightenment and begin to cope with the fact that there are no dualities in life; everything is only one. It is then that he will become everything in every form, place, time and reality, use 100% capacity of the human brain at one time, and endow himself with infinite knowledge and power. Realizing that time is indeed not linear, but in fact cyclic, and facing the new world he has created, he will return himself and ShadowMan, an assassin from the future hired to kill Joey, to the time when there was no time -- when everything was created -- and let Shadowman destroy him, making his and therefore all existence non-existent, until time corrects itself, making his cyclic-time theory true. Technically, he has already done this an infinite amount of times, and will do this an infinite amount of times. He is getting sick of writing this.
