Delccordion
A Delccordion is any of a series of musical instruments similar and superior to the accordion, and comprised of a raft, shaft, and aft.
Types of Delccordions
Capital Delccordion
A Capital Delccordion's raft is Delmore's hat, while the aft is his head. The shaft is nothing in particular but may be assumed to be Delmore's hair.
This type of Delccordion is played by applying and releasing pressure to the top of the raft, while pinching the ears of the aft at different areas and combinations to make different tones. This Delccordion sounds similar to a cat being neutered.
Capital Delccordions played a key role in the War of 20X12, where their earsplitting racket deafened enemy soldiers and allowed the Delmorians, wearing fluffy pink earmuffs, to approach them unheard. The Delmorians then silently, or perhaps not so silently -- hard to tell, assassinated their leader. The war later ended as the Loseer begged for a peace conference, and the war ended without any further bloodshed. The leader's body became a Looseccordion, but they lost popularity too quickly for any recognition.
As the war died down after the peace talks, Capital Delccordions soared in popularity in Delmoria, but not in Losee, where they were determined to be crafted by the devil. Capital Delccordions were then gathered and burned by churches like Harry Potter books.
Grumpy Delccordion
A Grumpy Delccordion's raft is Delmore's entire head, while his body composes the shaft and his legs are the aft.
This type of Delccordion is played by lifting Delmore at either end and smashing his head and legs into each other over and over. After a period of playing, the Delccordion's music becomes toneless and wheezy, and it must be allowed to rest.
