Binky

Binky
Profile
Aliases:	Binky 2002, Darebinky
Real name:	Fredrik A. Johnson
Interests:	Sauna, Darzki

Background

So like Binky is like a Swedish guy on the internet, he is the first Swede to ever use the internet, except for Gustav Vasa. Since he was born in Sweden, that means he was not in Canada. For all of you uneducated people Canada is the birthplace of the Prophet Muhammad. There's a large black rock there and the Jews pray in the general direction of it.

Binky is like Swedish, which makes him directly responsible for any and all errors made by IKEA, ABBA, Björn Borg or Tommy Körberg, ever.

Once he found a website of sorts called MFGG and stuff. And joined. And despite having the attention span of a squirrel on drugs, he's managed to stay there for like a long time. Mainly because of people like Biddy and stuff, a mentally unstable hollandaise sauce person. And like Toikkanen, who like goes to the saunannen, cuz' it's all that Toikkanen does. Cha-Cha!

Anyways, like once that Biddy person almost got shot and it was pretty intense and stuff. So like because of that and stuff, some guy called Darkz introduced himself to me. And like I can't remember all the details... But now we're apparently in a relationship. I guess that makes me kinda gay, in like both definitions of the word. Because like cute <3-able little guy. :o

But anyway, usually my life is pretty much like that Sitcom "Jihad: The Sword of Islam; a documentary by Alhazzr del Muhadda", you might not notice it at first. But there's strong paralells and stuffers.

And like Binky kinda like enjoys doing lots of stuff. Like uh... kinda like... uh.... Binky kinda likes that one thing, with the bicycle and the clown.

He likes like Music, and if you actually care, you can like find out more at http://www.last.fm/user/binkyX

And like movies and if you want to take Binky to a movie, like don't take him to the following, because despite being his favourites and stuff, he's seen them like 100 times; Soylent Green, The Producers, To Be or not To Be and Frankenstein.

And like i seriously don't feel like writing more now. Oh yeah, and because like I noticed and stuff. The previous version of this article is like pretty much an in-side joke. >_> Like basically nothing of it is actually serious and stuff. Not that anyone ever reads these descriptions anyway.

Character

In the glorious days when any character on MFGG, was known as a furry, each and every member had one, even I. Although he may not look very original, there is quite a story behind him, which I will not tell you today, or tomorrow, depending on when you read this.

Binky nonetheless in the begginig a cheap edit off Kirby, just like these days. However, back then, he was a Kirby's Adventure Kirby edit, not stopping at that, I also resized him to enormous proportions.

He looked so bad he was actually remade in one of Knuckles T15's libs. Later I also made a new Binky, based on the SNES kirby, which you can download at http://www.Binkyblue.net/Sprite.zip .

Admiral Delmore also made a Binky Sprite, based on the GBA kirby, which I sadly have lost at this date. NHT, a former member, and his brother, also made a extensive sheet with many poses for Binky, which also have been lost.

Not much is known about Binky, to anyone but me, other than the fact that he can shapeshift into anything, as opposed to having to suck them in. Which is described in his story. But, as it's a lengthy read I'll basically tell you it's because of him being the child of Kirby and a magical beachball.

Other Characters

Joey: Also the name of his TS2 profile, this was a sprite created exclusivly for a fighting game. It was never used and is basically a blue knuckles, but has no connection whatsoever to Binky.

Spank: The name of a Pichu that Binky used as his avatar for a long time, and was also supposed to represent him in the MFGG School fad.

Xaragon: Xaragon is a Icelandic berserker who is the one to represent Binky is the online game AdventureQuest. He is also mildly involved in Binky's story. For more info on him, check out: http://www.battleon.com/aq-chardetailnew.asp?temp=618902

B.O Dubb Binky's character in the MMORPG Maplestory, the name is stolen from a Finnish rapper, but Binky couldn't care less. Was originally supposed to be a Ragamuffin-esque character, but the Cashshop doesn't have clothes of that kind. He has basically no story at all and kinda just ran around places shooting people with his crossbow.

Binky's Story

This may seem a little weird, but bear with me.

In the ancient times there was a warrior known as Xaragon, who had been banished from his motherland Iceland, for practicing the art of berserking. Out on the sea, he had been saved by the Water God, and the water lead him to the lands of LORE.

Where he defeated the inter-dimensional terror Carnax, a witch who watched from far away understood she could not let such a strong warrior live, and put a curse on him, he was sent back to his own world, several thousand years in the future.

What He didn't know was that the curse also made it so that all of his power would be transfered to the next thing he touched. Finding himself uncomfortable with his surroundings, he got angry once again, and let his anger out on the nearest object, a beach ball, he kicked it with so much for it flew up towards the heavens at an amazing speed.

What became of Xaragon after this is unknown, but rumors are he owns a famous Icelandic Viking Restaurant.

In the heavens however, things weren't as fine. In this land of clouds lived a race known as the Starlings, they were to protect the heavens from evils, particularly a evil known as GaSt, he didn't wear a name badge, but they were pretty sure this was GaSt. To successfully defeat GaSt, they would need the power of a past Starling Knight, known as Binky. To do this, a Shaman known as Kirby would have to transfer half of his powers to a object that was powerful enough to hold the, in a holy ceremony, most of us would simply describe as: Sex.

Now it happened so that at this very moment a beach ball which held well enough power would fly right at Kirby's head. In seconds Binky was created yet again. At that very moment, the whole heaven blew into bits, the only survivors were Binky and Kirby, and a Stone block of no significance at all.

They all fell to the ground, and landed in MFGGtropolis, Kirby was hired by Nintendo, and Binky was hit in the head by a stone.

Here Binky found a life, and also the other of the "Saviours" whose help he would need to defeat GaSt.

Contact Information

• MSN: Binky@binkyblue.net
• AIM: Binky2k2
• Webpage: http://www.Binkyblue.net
• E-Mail: Binky@binkyblue.net
• Mail: Bladgatan 2D, 26436, Sweden
• Telephone: +46 435 711910