Awesome Police
The Awesome Police is a group of several incompetent goons led by various persons, starting with Hanyou. The group originally started as a party and guild in Ragnarok Online. The trademarked phrase of the AP is "We Own Your Ass", always capitalised.
=History=
The Awesome Police were originally founded as a party in the private Ragnarok server Valhalla Online, since deceased, when Salad became lost in Morocc Desert. Hanyou quickly rallied the remaining party together as the Awesome Police and went to find her. Draco was missing at this time and did not join until later.
Awesome Police was later used as the name for their Ragnarok Online guild on any server they ever played on, and all of the members except Draco and Ryo have since worked very hard to make the guild the greatest in the world, which it is because We Own Your Ass.
The guild was at first only intended for the original party and their friends, but it has since then been expanded with any fresh recruits current guildmistress Salad can find.
Draco intends to give the Awesome Police their own animé someday.
Contents
Members
Hanyou
Hanyou is the primary guildmaster of the Awesome Police, but in his absence leaves the duties to his beloved Salad. He has since dropped from frequenting Awesome Police and his last known whereabouts were dark alleyways, where he smokes marijuana.
Salad
As the currently accepted guildmistress in time of peace, Salad is somewhat informal and unknowledgeable of guildmaster technicalities. Draco constantly offers to help, but to do this he would need to be guildmaster or use Salad's account, which she considers to be bad ideas.
Other than Draco and Ryo who never appear, all males in the Awesome Police follow Salad without serious questions, although they may ask if Salad thinks the hat they are wearing is cute.
Draco
Outspoken when he appears, and not around when he does not appear, Draco is not a particular team player. He recently managed to get a second class character in Ragnarok, which is the first time he's ever done that in several years. He subsequently stopped playing for several years again.
Ryo
Due to Draco's complete inability to ever show up, Ryo takes command of the Awesome Police in a time of war. Like of emperium. He appears just as a crisis happens, then complains about the crisis and how Salad is making him help clean it up.
FanGuy
FanGuy is the most prominent of the controversial members in the Awesome Police. He tends to flirt with everybody's female characters a bit too much, and sometimes buys hats impulsively and throws old ones away (either by selling them or giving them to the cops.)
That said, he can be very friendly when he is not in a creepy mood, and he managed to make a magical Soul Linker in Ragnarok which is very difficult to do.
Full Member List
- Hanyou
- Salad
- Draco
- FanGuy
- SonicProject
- Delmore
- Superyoshi (???)
- Rath
- Bacteriophage
- Some random guys we met on Euphoria
Ex-Members
Members that were part of the Awesome Police, but departed for various reasons:
External Links
- At some point, there will be a website. Really, there will!
